Thursday, October 2, 2014

Batman Isn't the Only One Who Has His Alfred—I've Got One Too!

It's been 46 days since I've had Alfred put in—such an important anniversary—and life had been interesting, better, the same, and different, all wrapped up into one. I never went into the gastric neurostimulator surgery thinking that my life would be back to normal. I never went into it thinking that I would get better—there is no such thing with Gastroparesis. I went into it hoping for relief and you know what? I've gotten some. By no stretch of the imagination is it perfect. There have been a couple of days within those 46 where I just wanted to curl up and die...but did you notice that I only said “a couple”? It used to be pretty much every day.

I still find myself not all that interested in food—which I knew Alfred wouldn't help—and struggling to eat the food in front of me. The game of eenie meenie miney mo between water and food is fought every day because, if I drink too much, then I won't eat. If I eat, then I won't drink...so I have to try and find that balance. Here's a hint:: I haven't found it quite yet. I have mastered the art of the hip-hitch when I sit—no, I'm not tooting—otherwise, Alfred pokes me in the hip or the ribs. My surgeon said that there's only a small space between my ribs and hip so they found the best place possible and that's where they put the “pocket” that Alfred sits in. I know that it's just going to take time to get used to, so pardon the way I'm sitting.

Slowly I've made connections to when I've had my bad days, like after playing tennis—yes, tennis—at work with my student, playing football with him—yes, football—and holding little babies and passing them back and forth and to and fro. I'm discovering that I haven't quite recovered enough to do that...just yet. I'm wanting Alfred to launch me into the Olympics or something when I need to stop and wait for him to just get me through lunch! Small steps.


Maybe that should be my motto: Small steps...but I think I'll go with.................... ba na na na na BATMAN!

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